Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor: Disgusting X-rated pick-up line disgraced royal used to seduce women

The vile pick-up line allegedly used by disgraced former prince Andrew to seduce women has been revealed, and it’s enough to make you sick.

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Former Royal Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor faces allegations of sexual offences and misconduct in public office as part of a trafficking investigation in London.

The X-rated pick-up line allegedly used by disgraced former prince Andrew to seduce women has been revealed, and it’s enough to make you sick

The notorious Mr Mountbatten-Windsor loved to embarrass women, according to royal biographer Andrew Lownie.

“His chat-up line was, ‘What’s it feel like to have the royal c–k against your thigh?’” Dr Lownie told the Page Six. “I mean, just (an) extraordinary sense of entitlement, right?”

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Dr Lownie, who released an updated version of his biography Entitled: The Rise and Fall of the House of York this month, said the former royal had a reputation for behaving badly, including pulling down the zips of women’s dresses at balls and “leaving them embarrassed”.

He also recounted a story of Mr Mountbatten-Windsor humiliating a female flight attendant.

When she put out her hand to shake his, he “whirls around, basically sticks his groin in her backside and then practices (a) golf swing,” Dr Lownie said.

The former prince has had a spectacular fall from grace amid revelations of his close friendship with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

In August 2021, one of Epstein’s victims, Virginia Giuffre, sued Mr Mountbatten-Windsor in a New York court, alleging that the then prince had sex with her when she was underage.

While he denied the allegations, Mr Mountbatten-Windsor ultimately settled the case for an undisclosed sum and acknowledged Ms Giuffre’s suffering as a victim of sex trafficking.

The King has since stripped him of all royal titles and military affiliations and kicked him out of the Royal Lodge into far more humble lodgings.

In February, he became the first senior British royal in modern history to be detained by police when he was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office in an inquiry stemming from his relationship with Epstein.

Last week, UK police made an extraordinary appeal for witnesses in sexual misconduct claims against the disgraced royal.

It was reported that detectives were examining claims Mr Mountbatten-Windsor allegedly behaved inappropriately towards a woman at Royal Ascot more than two decades ago.

The alleged incident is said to have occurred during the 2002 Royal Ascot meeting, attended by Queen Elizabeth II and several senior members of the royal family as part of celebrations marking her Golden Jubilee.

Dr Lownie said the former prince was now a “pathetic couch potato”, reduced to living an increasingly lonely and reclusive existence after even close family members distanced themselves.

“He’s doing what he’s always really done which is watch TV and sit on the sofa in his dressing gown, but he’s not really engaging,” Dr Lownie said.

“He used to go riding, he used to go shooting parties, he used to see his family but I think the really sad thing is his family seem to have disowned him”.

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